This is probably one of the biggest collection of questions and answers on starting a business, originally shared on Quora by James Altucher (he is a successful entrepreneur, investor, board member, and the writer of 11 books including the recent WSJ Bestseller, “Choose Yourself!”)

“No joke. This is going be a bullet FAQ on starting a business. If  you’re a lawyer, feel free to disagree with me so you can charge someone  your BS fees to give the same advice.

If you can think of anything to add, please do so. I might be missing  things. If you want to argue with me, feel free. I might be wrong on any  of the items below.

There are many types of business. Depending on your business, some of  these won’t apply. All of these questions come from questions I’ve been asked.

The rules are: I’m going to give no explanations. Just listen to me.

1) C Corp or S Corp or LLC? C-Corp.

2) What state should you incorporate in? Delaware. (If you are starting in the US)

3) Should founders vest? Yes, over a period of four years. On any change of control the vesting speeds up.

4) Should you go for venture capital money? First build a product, then  get a customer, then get friends and family money (or money from  revenues which is cheapest of all) and then think about raising money,  But only then. Don’t be an amateur.

5) Should you patent your idea? Get customers first. Patent later. Don’t talk to lawyers until the last possible moment.

6) Should you require venture capitalists to sign NDAs? No. Nobody is going to steal your idea.

7) How much equity should you give a partner?
Divide things up into these categories: manage the company, raise the  money, had the idea, brings in the revenues, built the product (or  performs the services). Divide up in equal portions.

8) Should you have a technical co-founder if you are not technical? No. If  you don’t already have a technical cofounder you can always outsource  technology and not give up equity.

9) Should you barter equity for services? No. You get what you pay for.

10) How do you market your app? Friends and then word of mouth.

11) Should you build a product? Maybe. But first see if manually your  product works. Then think about providing it as a service. Then  productize the commonly used services. Too many people do this in  reverse and then fail.

12) How much dilution is too much dilution? If someone wants to give  you money, then take it. The old saying, 100% of nothing is worth less  than 1% of something.

13) Do you listen to venture capitalist? Yes, of course They gave you money. But then don’t do anything they ask you to do.

14) What if nobody seems to be buying your product? Then change to a service and do whatever anyone is willing to pay for.

15) If a client wants you to hire their friend or they won’t give you  the business (e.g. like a bribe) what should you do? Always do the  ethical thing – hire the friend and get the client’s business.

16) What do you do when a customer rejects you in a B2B business? Stay in touch once a month. Never be angry.

17) In a B2C business: release fast. Add new features every week.

18) How do you get new clients? The best new clients are old clients. Always offer new services.

19) What’s the best thing do for a new client? Overdeliver for the first 100 days. Then you will never lose them.

20) What if your client asks you to do something not in your business  plan? Do it, or find someone who can do it, even if it’s a competitor.

21) Should I ever focus on SEO? No.

22) Should I do social media marketing? No.

23) Should I ever talk badly about a partner of an employee even though  they are awful? Never gossip. Always be straight with the culprit.

24) I have lots of ideas. How do I pick the right one?
Do as many ideas possible. The right idea will pick you.

25) When should I fire employees? When you have less than six months  burn in the bank and you aren’t getting revenues growing fast enough.

26) When should you have sex with an employee? When you love them and the feeling is mutual.

27) When should I hire people fulltime? When you have revenues

28) How long does it take to raise money? In a GREAT business, six months. In a mediocre business: infinity.

29) Should I get an office? No, not unless you have revenues.

30) Should I do market research? Yes, find one customer who DEFINITELY,  without a doubt, will buy a service from you. Note, I don’t say buy  your product because your initial product is always not what the  customer wanted.

31) Should I pay taxes? No. You should always reinvest your money and operate at a loss.

32) Should I pay dividends? See above

33) What should the CEO salary be? No more than 2x your lowest employee  if you are not profitable. This even assumes you are funded. If you are  not funded your salary should be zero until your revenues can pay your  salary last. Important RULE: the CEO salary is the last expense paid in  every business.

34) When should you give a raise? Rarely

35) How big should the employee option pool be? 15-20%

36) How much do advisers get? 1/4 of 1%. Advisers are useless. Don’t even have an advisory board.

37) How much do board members get? Nothing. They should all be investors. If they aren’t an investor, then 1/2 of 1%

38) Should you take the offer to buy your company? Yes . in cash.

39) What is the only effective email marketing? Highly targeted email marketing written by professional copywriters and the email list is made  up of people who have bought similar services in past six months.

39A) Corollary: If you have zero skills as a copywriter then everything you write will be boring.

40) Should I give stuff for free? Maybe. But don’t expect free  customers to turn into paying customers. Your free customers actually  hate you and want everything from you for nothing so you better have a  different business model.

41) Should I blog? Yes. You must. Blog about everything going wrong in  your industry. Blog personal stories that you think will scare away  customers. They won’t. Customers will be attracted to honesty.

42) Should I care about margins? No. Care about revenues.

43) When should I say “no” to a client? When they approach you.

44) When should I say “yes” to a client? Every other conversation you ever have with them after that initial “no”.

45) Should I have sex with an employee? Stop asking that.

46) Should I negotiate the best terms with a VC? No. Pick the VC you  like. Times are going to get tough at some point and you need to be able  to have a heart to heart with them.

47) Should I even start a business? No. Make money. Build shit. Then start a business.

48) Should I give employees bonuses for a job well done? No. Give them gifts but not bonuses.

49) When should I give up on my idea? When you can’t generate revenues, customers, interest, for TWO MONTHS.

50) Should I hire a professional CEO? No. Never.

51) Should I hire a head of sales? No. The founder is the head of sales until at least ten million in sales.

52) My client called at 3am. Should I tell him to respect boundaries? No. You no longer have any boundaries.

53) I made a mistake. Should I tell the client? Yes. Tell him  everything that happened. You’re his partner. Not the guy that hides  things and then lies about them.

54) My investors want me to focus. Should I listen to them? No. Diversify in every way you can.

55) I personally need money. Should I borrow from the business? Only if  the business can survive for another six months no matter what.

56) I just bought two companies. Should I put them under the same roof and start consolidating? No. Not for at least two years.

57) Should I quit my job? No. Only if you have salary that can pay you  for six months at your startup. Aim to quit your job but don’t quit your  job.

58) What do I do when I have doubts? Ask your customers if your doubts are trustworthy.

59) I have too much competition. What should I do? Competition is good.  It shows you have a decent business model. Now simply outperform them.

60) My wife/husband thinks I spend too much time on my startup? Divorce them or stop your business.

61) I’m starting my business but I have relationship problems. What should I do? Get rid of your relationship.

62) Should I expand geographically as quickly as possible? No. Get all the business you can in your local area. Travel is too expensive time-wise.

63) How do I keep clients from yelling at me? Document line by line  every meeting and send your document to the client right after the meeting.

64) I undercharged. What should I do about it? Nothing. Charge the next client more.

65) I have an idea for an app but don’t know how to execute. What  should I do? Draw every screen and function. Then outsource someone to  make the drawings look like they come from a real app. Then outsource the development of the app. Get a specific schedule. Micromanage the schedule.

66) I have no traffic. How do I get traffic? Shut down your business.

67) Should I hire a PR firm? No. Do guerilla marketing. Read “Newsjacking” and “Trust me I’m Lying”.  PR firms screw up from beginning to the end. The first time I hired a  PR firm, instead of sending me my contract they accidentally sent me  their contract for “Terry Bradshaw”. He was paying $12,000 a month. Was  it worth it for him?

68) My competition is doing better than me across every metric. What should I do? Don’t be afraid to instantly shut down your business and start over if  you can’t sell the business. Time is a horrible thing to waste.

69) I’m in business now for 6 years and my business doesn’t seem to be growing. It’s even slowing down. What should I do?
Come up with 10 ideas a day about new services your business can offer.  Try to get a customer for each new service. I know one business in this  situation that refuses to do this because their VCs are telling them to  focus more. You’re going to go out of business otherwise.

70) Is it unethical to run my business from the side while still at my job? I don’t know. Did God tell you that in a dream?

71) My customer called me at 5pm on a Friday and said, “We have to talk” and now I can’t talk to him until Monday. What does it mean? It means you’re fired.

72) XYZ just sold for a $100 million. Should I be valued at that? I’m better! No, you should shut up.

73) Investors want to meet me and customers want to meet me. Who do I  meet if I need money? You should know the answer to that by now.

74) If an acquirer asks me why I want to sell, what should I say? That  you feel it would be easier for you to grow in the context of a bigger  company that has experienced the growing pains you are just starting to  go through. That 1+1 = 45.

75) I just started my business. What should I do? Sell it as fast as possible (applies in 99% of situations)

76) I can change the world with my technology. No you can’t.

77) If you’re so smart why aren’t you a billionaire? Because I sold my  businesses early, lost everything, started new businesses, sold them,  and got lucky every now and then.

You create your luck by being healthy and not regretting the past or being anxious about the future.”